guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent
how did a three-word post cos this many puns
you all should be ashamed of yourself, it’s a sin to be so punny
I don’t mean to be obtuse but I fail to see why these are so funny. I won’t ask for explanations though, I know a mathematician never reveals their secants
if you’re upset about the finale of your show this week, no matter which show it is, take comfort in the fact that anything that happened can’t possibly be as awful as Dan being Gossip Girl
SAM RAIDS THE CLOSETS “I DON’T KNOW IF WE’VE GOT ENOUGH PLAID FOR ALL OF THESE”
I THINK THEY’RE GOOD
DEAN INTRODUCES THEM ALL TO THE FINER THINGS. OR TRIES TO.
“DAMMIT GAGIEL, STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT A FISHBURGER. I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE THE ANGEL OF FISHERMEN, A REAL BURGER IS MADE WITH COW. COW DAMMIT.”
“NO, FUCK, GET AWAY FROM MY SCOTCH. YOU BETTER NOT BE TURNING THAT INTO CONSECRATED WINE AGAIN.”
and of course the age old argument that anyone with parents or kids can recognize
“CAAAAAAAAAAAS, YOUR ANGELS ARE FUCKING UP MY BATCAVE AGAIN!”
“WHY IS THAT THEY’RE YOUR ANGELS WHEN YOU NEED THEM TO GET YOU SCOTCH FROM THE 16TH CENTURY BUT THEY’RE MY ANGELS WHEN THEY TRY TO TURN THAT SCOTCH INTO WINE?!?”
and the angels all huddle around Sam until their parents stop fighting