Everything's Coming Up Rainbows~

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

erikloser:

stop taking bucky’s metal arm away

stop taking charles’ wheelchair away

stop taking clint’s hearing aids away

disabled superheroes are important stop sucking please

I read this wrong and I was just picturing them all confused as to who keeps taking their stuff.

"Steve have you seen my arm anywhere?"

"Nope, sorry Bucky.  By the way, have you seen Clint’s hearing aids?  He hasn’t been able to hear a damn thing all day"

lucyliuism:

i feel like reading fanfic has kind of broken my desire to read published stories bc like theyre so bland tbh like. where the hell am i gonna get queer android romance in a bookstore. who writes about past assassins working together in a coffeeshop. all i see are straight white people making out like really like REALLY

jessica-lightwood-posts:

I did not see that coming

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

amyofdoom:

preach it, Jan
(Avengers #221, 1963)

amyofdoom:

preach it, Jan

(Avengers #221, 1963)

letstalkabouttrek:

The different styles of the 24th century captains actually makes a whole lot of sense when you look at their backgrounds.

Picard came up solely through the command division, so he’s best at using diplomatic approaches.

Sisko has a history in engineering, so he sees things in a problem/solution dynamic.

Janeway spent years as a science officer, so she excels at analytic thinking and technological solutions. 

mechagod:

i’m

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mechagod:

i’m

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

But can you imagine Professor X visiting SHIELD and then, amidst all these voices thinking about work and and files and se, there's this one voice that goes 'I wonder if I could make one of the surrounding buildings if I jumped from the roof of the triskelion and had a running start. probably not. ok what if i had a motorcycle start. what if i rode my motorcyle and then JUMPED OFF IT IN MIDAIR' and charles peeks in and steve is in a meeting, standing rimrod straight, looking super serious

crewdlydrawn:

thunderboltsortofapenny:

bluandorange:

oh my fucking god

The next time he comes in Steve’s thoughts veer off into the first few lines of Starspangled Man With A Plan, which is immediately followed by an impressive string of swears because HE KEEPS THINKING HE’S GOT THE FUCKING SONG OUT OF HIS HEAD AND THEN IT JUST CREEPS BACK UP ON HIM WHAT THE FUCK. Trying to dislodge it, he starts reciting some modern pop song about milkshakes and boys in your yard

i can’t breathe

me too.  Just imagine what he’d hear from Clint, though…  thoughts about cookies, complaints that the Triskellion has an intolerable lack of milk in the refrigerators he’s discovered.  Wondering if they keep a secret fridge in the basement, just so no one takes their milk.  Well, that’s what he’d do, anyway.  What if they’re on to him?  What if they stole his idea and all the basement fridges are full of glorious milk and fresh cookies and they’re keeping everYTHING FROM HIM??